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cigisnack's Journal

Created on 2002-08-28 22:00:05 (#685727), last updated 2005-05-07

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Name:Dmitri Shostakovich
Birthdate:11-08
Location:Russian Federation
Website:casualday
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I hate children, Christmas, and Americans, I spent 3 years in a Siberian concentration camp for killing a man with his own eyeglasses. I hate eyeglasses just as much as children and the Polish, my main goal in life is to be 16ft tall. Thats right 16ft tall, so then i can look down at all you big American basketball players and chuckle at their inadequate height and then eat them whole. Also once in Slovania I pissed on a cop and threw his hat down a sewer drain then had sex repeatedly with his wife in front of his kids.
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butter, comma's, danish, fisticuffs, not stale danish, russian ale., sweettarts, vodka, warm weather

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